Build A Fence And They Won't Come

Dear Secretary Chertoff:

Sorry to hear that you lost the plans for building the mandated fence along with the recipe for ice cubes. Bummer, I bet that lettuce will wilt by tonight. Maybe these photos will help you. Pick one, I bet Pedro can build it.

Israel's Fence ...... this one is a good design. It keeps out the Religion of Peace Members who spontaneously combust when near Jooooooos.

Of course, a simple fence works just fine assuming Rummy is nearby.

Oh shoot. I forgot. President Amnesty blamed him for losing the election and unceremoniously fired him. I'd watch out. Being a friend of the President is troublesome. Look at Rummy, Scooter, conservatives, Israel, Ramos, et al.

Our friends, the Saudis, are showing their support for our efforts to democratize Iraq by building a fence. Hmmmm, maybe a fence on the border with Mexico will accomplish the same thing. Here are the plans. Quite impressive.

This fence is on the India/Bangladesh border. This is a picture from the Bangladeshi side. Isn't that nice. A man walking his cow.

Did you know the Spanish have a fence? All the chic countries do. This is the fence in Melilla, which is Spanish territory on the Moroccan coast.

This is Russia's fence on the Estonian border. The fence is hard to see but its there. Check out the little observation tower. That would make a nice deer hunting stand. Anywho, they did really nice landscaping job, especially when you consider they don't have Mexicans to do the jobs Americans can't.

This one is on the Mongolian/Russia border.

Beautiful country.

I love this fence design. Its from the border of China and North Korea, near the Chinese city of Dandong. Its a bunch of T's, for Thompson. You know, our next President, Fred Thompson ... the guy who is going to can your incompentent butt. Don't worry, you'll be allowed to "consult" for the Saudis, they are our friends.

Here is the fence the Minuteman built. Those crazy Minutemen. They actually think they are free men and guys like you work for them. You'll show them next time they try to fly. Cavity searches for them all.

I sure hope you find a design that you like. The Religion of Peace seems to be getting fired up for some more celebration. Hate to have it happen on your watch.

Regards,

Dad